Tuesday, January 30, 2007

No-Fault Song Parody Contest. (Seriously.)

I'm inclined to question the fitness to practice law of my friend Matthew S. Lerner, Esq. of the New York Civil Law blawg.

Today, he announced a no-fault-based song parody contest. He also points out that Deney Terrio's last name rhymes with the last name of former NYS Insurance Department Superintendent Gregory V. Serio (as in Med. Soc'y v. Serio, 100 N.Y.2d 854 (2003)). I'm a bit frightened to even mention that he (allegedly) makes something else rhyme with the last name of Dr. Robert Chandran Mallela, M.D. (as in State Farm v. Mallela, 4 N.Y.3d 313 (2005)).

I may just close down this blog entirely if anyone starts rhyming Frances J. Roggio (as in Roggio v. Nationwide Mut. Ins. Co., 66 N.Y.2d 260 (1985)); Karen DeGuisto (as in Presbyterian Hosp. a/a/o DeGuisto v. Maryland Cas. Co., 90 N.Y.2d 274 (1997)); or Pamela Mandresh (as in Central Gen. Hosp. a/a/o Mandresh v. Chubb Group of Ins. Cos., 90 N.Y.2d 195 (1997)).

Which Judicial District's Grievance Committee should I be contacting for Matthew? ;)

4 comments:

Commercial Litigation/Appellate Law Blog said...

Does this mean I shouldn't expect a song submission from you?

Anonymous said...

As performed at my office Christmas party.
Heres your winner boys.

Brighton Beach Avenue –
By Theo Mavromihalis, Esq.

Boy
Boy
Boy
Boy

Down in the street there’s a doctor
He says my neck and back have been harmed
Go to his place for a massage
And then they blame it all on State Farm

Oh no
We gonna rock down to
Brighton Beach Avenue
well crash our car and then retire

Oh
We gonna crash into
Brighton Beach Avenue
And watch the bills keep getting higher

Work is so hard when your lawyer
Takes you to Brooklyn for an E.B.T.
I crashed his car on the corner
Now we both need an EMG
N. C. V.

We gonna rock down to
Brighton Beach Avenue
I crashed my car and lost my tire
Oh
We gonna crash into
Brighton Beach Avenue
And watch the interest growing higher

Oh no
E. U. O.
No Show
E. U. O.

I wear a cervical collar
Im scared to drive but I don’t own a car
Ill take a ride if I need to
so I can go to the local vodka bar

We gonna rock down to
Brighton Beach Avenue
I crashed my car and lost my tire
Oh
We gonna crash into
Brighton Beach Avenue
And then the interest will get higher

Boy
Boy
Boy
Boy

Oh no
E U O
Oh no
E U O

Enjoy

David M. Gottlieb, Esq. said...

OMG!

mlerner13 said...

This post goes out to all you "haters." See:
http://nylaw.typepad.com/new_york_civil_law/2007/02/new_entry_in_no.html

:)